we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Randomize
