I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
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Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
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Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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