doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
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The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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