Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
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she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
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I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
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