dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
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I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
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Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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