The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
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