She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I'm too high and old for this...
I came so hard my ears popped.
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