You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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