You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
wanna go halves on a baby?
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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