There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
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got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
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We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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