dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
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Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
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All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize