"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
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Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
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ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
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