She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
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i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
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Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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