this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
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The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
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New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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