Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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