I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
i've created a new STD.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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