So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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