What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
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Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
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Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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