she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
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Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
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Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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