My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
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eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
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She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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