Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
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we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
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Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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