How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
Randomize
