We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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