I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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