Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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