But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
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She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
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