he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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