dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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