If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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