we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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