But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I hope mine doesn't look like that
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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