i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
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I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
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Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
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