After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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