She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
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Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
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I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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