If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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