Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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