But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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