why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I should be sponsored by Trojan
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
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I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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