Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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