I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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