Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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