Christians are straight up FREAKS
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Mom said you looked used
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
