she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.