Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
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how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
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What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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