i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
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he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
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Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
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