I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
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Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
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Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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