I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
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Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
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Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?