Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
She said her name was "party"
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
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