so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
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im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
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Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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