I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
are you so shy because you have an std?
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Randomize
