Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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