Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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