But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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