you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
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Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
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to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
This couple is walking their pig around campus
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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