And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
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